1. They teach you the rules of the road:
2. You can sell all their old toys for tons of cash:
3. They'll be your backup dancers when no one else in the neighborhood gets your creative vision:
4. They let you stay up late to be retro:
5. They help you save money on beauty treatments:
6. They tell you what kind of music to like:
7. They won't let you sleep through your alarm:
8. They understand that public transportation would ruin your pristine rep:
9. They HAVE to babysit your kids FOR FREE:
10. They teach you the newest dance moves:
11. They take the guesswork out of school projects:
12. They are obligated to invest in your startup:
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