Go home tumblr, you’re drunk.
Go home tumblr, you’re drunk.
Asuma from Naruto. Hnnnnnnng.
The Alice in Wonderland being about math one is true; Lewis Carroll wrote it because he was like “fuck imaginary numbers.”
Came hoping for a mention of Max from Drag Race. Was disappointed.
You just attributed a Sony commercial to Nintendo. Idiot.
I’ve been a fan of Natalia’s for several years, but I just have to wonder what caused her to go so utterly batshit. She can’t rationally believe that her husband invented suit-wearing, right? And even if the contestant was ostensibly copying his style, how could that possibly provoke such a reaction? Surely she must have been on drugs or something to cause such a massive overreaction. It’s bizarre.
Why would anyone ever go there?
That’s not the Bedtime Stories cover. That’s the misprinted Bedtime Stories cover. She’s supposed to be upside-down.
Florian is not the Prince’s name. Stop trying to make that happen.
Here’s the thing, in five years they’ll look back on this stuff and hate themselves and their parents for letting it happen.
Finn Wittrock, maybe, but Dandy scares me more than Twisty ever did.
An actual Christian pick up line I’ve heard: “I have everything I need in my bible, except your phone number.” *puke*
I’m sorry but where the hell did you get “Prince Florian”? Over the years, I’ve heard a lot of (incorrect) names attributed to Snow White’s Prince, but this is a new one.
See, here’s what I don’t get (and admittedly this is the postmodernist in me but here goes): dog/cat/other animal has something terribly wrong with them, and the solution is euthanasia. A human has something terribly wrong with them, and more often than not we do everything in our power to treat them. Either we should be euthanizing humans or giving our animals better care, but enough of the double standard.
I really like this one, myself.
So we’re just gonna ignore the part about Elmo being a sexual predator?
I picked “Fly Me to the Moon,” but not because of Sinatra. Also, I got on a plane. I haven’t flown since 2008. This explains everything.
Pixar really needs to get a grip on themselves. If they’re not careful, they’ll end up like Dreamworks. Plus, if Cars 2 and Monsters University are anything to go by, this won’t end well. Plus, the ending of the third movie was so perfect, why would they want to go and mess that up?
I’d light myself on fire.
I’m sorry… but these are movies with talking animals, magic and inexplicably dead parents, and you’re worried about waistlines being unrealistic?
I’d really love to do a Bayonetta 2 pumpkin. (If this is too low resolution you can easily find higher res versions online.)
“Turns out Mississippi really, really likes gay porn.” Actually that’s just me. Sorry.
But has anyone ever actually seen Penelope and Salma in the same room together?
He’s not wrong, he’s just a douche.
I love Bianca! I’ve been a fan of hers for a few years and I’m really excited to see what she’ll bring on Drag Race. It seems like there are a lot of drag veterans this season, so I’m expecting a fierce competition.
Are you implying hashtags are valuable?
#13 is the best thing ever.
#24 is really fucking sexy.
Relevant: Jinkx Monsoon serving up Dia de los Muertos realness. She won the challenge that week.
It also gave us “This Used to be My Playground,” which is Madonna’s best ballad ever.
“People like me are blemishes on the family’s genetic résumé.” Jesus, that line shattered me. I’ve often felt the same way. It can’t compare to yours, but I’ve ended up in a rather uncomfortable situation like this myself. At any rate, masterfully written piece. “Powerful” is too weak a word to describe it. Definitely the best thing I’ve read in a long time… and I go to college with some very talented creative writers.
I’m not sure the Cheshire Cat is a villain. Chaotic Neutral, at worst. He doesn’t really care what side he’s on so long as he’s amused. Fun fact: in the manga adaptation of Kingdom Hearts, Maleficent offered the Cheshire Cat a seat in her “Hellfire Club” of villains, but he turned her down.
I got Maleficent. Damn straight I’m Maleficent.
Ironically, when Disney first started, it was the exact opposite. The Prince in Snow White was meant to have a much larger role, but he was cut from all but two scenes because the animators found it far too difficult to draw him. You might notice that that’s why his facial features are somewhat feminine, as well.
…You proud of yourself? You proud of what you’ve published here?
The screenshot for #6 looks like it could be from a whole different movie. Just saying.
Contrary to what the headline might lead one to believe, I think she was trying to give sound fashion shopping advice (less is more, quality over quantity) rather than trying to sound like an entitled bitch. I also wouldn’t say Vivienne Westwood is just a “fashion designer,” she’s Vivienne fucking Westwood.
Oh my god, this absolutely shattered my heart (and my tear ducts). I hope, in the end, Christopher Robin at least knew that his stories brought joy to and enriched the lives of countless people around the world.