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    The Best Excuse For Cheating And Lying

    To cheat, or not to cheat, that’s NOT a question!

    “ I’d rather WATCH documentary of starfish mating!“

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    If your wife had such reaction to your explanation,CONGRATS!!YOU DID IT!

    To sidestep the cheating issue, the best way is to make your wife tired of listening.

    Seems like non-stop talk is much easier than non-stop sex to make her exhausted.

    Here are some tips:

    1.Talk about POLITICIANS

    (except Putin, topping the sexual fantasy list for both men and women)

    2.Talk about YOUR MOM

    3.Talk about YOUR BOSS

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