#8 username is gaysexistheanswer
#8 username is gaysexistheanswer
Clearly not a one-size-fits-all list, but pretty accurate for some born during a time period a bit after mine. A few different quizzes for people born during certain year ranges would be more accurate. But I realize that would take quite a bit of time.
10th Doctor…but my all-time fave is 4th!
Novice. 9 out of 42.
#2 The cat clearly doesn’t mind, but I’m sure the PETA folks will have a shit fit over it.
I looked up Barbara Markay—she is now an “energy healer” and still makes music, but it seems it’s the new-agey kind. http://www.lifeforceenergetics.com/home.html
You got: A man failing on a trampoline Just when you think everything that could go wrong has gone wrong, something goes wronger. This is your life.
Chipotle whiners, this is not the way to win the minimum wage war. Since it’s a bunch of whiny kids posting pix and tweets about how “tough” their lives are instead of mature people banding together to show they’re worthy of respect and a decent wage, it will be more shit forever. I know foodservice work is shit; I did it for several years. I learned a lot about how to smile while the world is shitting on me. It has helped me out a lot in my professional life; playing politics and getting promotions is easy when you know how to handle fast-paced, high pressure, thankless work.
This year, Peeps will be gone long before retailers have a chance to break out the clearance tags.
I had a cat for many years and the only way my mom allowed me to have the cat was if it was declawed. Declawing was normal at the time and I never knew that declawing was like cutting off the end of one’s finger. It shortens the paw and looks more like the pictures 4 and 5. Now that I have a new cat and I’m not living with my folks, my new cat has (and will keep) her claws. I trained the cat and I keep her claws trimmed. I never have problems with her claws. Also, here is some info on why cats should not be declawed. http://www.littlebigcat.com/declawing/declawing-a-rational-look/
http://www.forbes.com/sites/eliseknutsen/2013/01/28/israel-foribly-injected-african-immigrant-women-with-birth-control/ This isn’t from Stormfront or the like, it’s from Forbes. Israel Forcibly Injected African Immigrants with Birth Control, Report Claims That Israel should allegedly engage in this activity is particularly shocking, considering the practice was widely used by the Germans throughout the Shoah. While the scale and effects of these operations cannot be compared, Israel’s implicit intent to limit ‘burdensome’ (read: undesirable) portions of the population recalls the dark eugenics experiments of World War II.
#7 It’s unfair to say “blacks always pull the race card”. But when just one does—it can make some crazy news. http://www.tmz.com/2014/02/27/mcdonalds-webster-lucas-napkin-lawsuit/ This guy claims that since he only got one napkin at McDonalds and because of some mumbled racist comment from the manager—he is so distressed he can’t work and is suing McDonald’s for $1,500,000.00 Remember—just one nut doesn’t mean an entire race of people is nuts.
#14 “I used to tell Padme about how sand got in my crack…*sigh* I’m lonely…”
It isn’t that difficult, but it isn’t that common.
Or they’re just taking it to the vet…
Buzzfeed, seriously, quit trying to make fetch happen. Looks like Adrian is trying to coin a phrase like that pathetic bikinibridge thing from 4chan in January.
I also found that to be the most disturbing part. They’re so happy about it. Using a leg to hit a disembodied head like it’s a game of croquet. I still shudder at the thought.
Oh mah gawd I got Picard. He’s my favorite.
Yet more proof that reading comprehension is on the decline…
Did he get his swimwear from Portland?
Although these “before” pictures do have a stand-out style, a lot of the time that type of style is done to hide behind makeup. The overly made-up look of before is usually a “mask”. A make-under isn’t so much about conformity as it is learning to appreciate something closer to your natural, real self.
I got Malta too—because I like books and like to walk. I’ve never been there. I assumed I’d wind up further North but it didn’t ask if I’m into sunshine.
You got: YOU LIVED! Sort of. Because of a clerical error at the capitol, your name was accidentally deleted from the roster. You managed to stay hidden during the games long enough for a winner to be declared, and then you were able to simply waltz out of the arena and no one was the wiser. Good job? Is this because my talent was quoting movies?
I got the same thing!
Maybe I’m a little obsessed with last meals, too. http://deadmaneating.blogspot.com/ Hasn’t been updated since 2010 although there have been executions since that time. Maybe the webmaster died? I loved that line from Raising Hope about the pregnant girlfriend who postponed her execution in a rather creative way: “Your girlfriend’s a smart cookie. She requested her last meal be a McRib Sandwich with a Shamrock Shake… those two are almost never on offer at the same limited time. Bought herself a few extra months with that one.” Though in reality that approach doesn’t work too well. This guy even called the press to complain about his last meal:
“I did not get my SpaghettiOs, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.” I loved the King of the Hill episode when the guys started a “Last Meal Club” to have fantastic feasts that would put Texas’ last meal requests to shame.
I’d be surprised if I didn’t see someone “model-thin” in this group.
Women can (and do) rape and assault men. Although men are the perpetrators most of the time, women can take advantage of men as well.
Camille Paglia is an idiot, and so are you. These other sources are total bullshit. Yale frat boys shouting “No means yes; yes means ANAL” is s pretty clear indication that men feel rather safe in their place in society and that women are pretty much “asking for it” by simply existing.
Thanks. I didn’t see the point before.
I didn’t understand why that was in there…maybe to get men to watch?
This is a great post! You’ve used some of the best examples of each topic that I’ve ever seen.
When it’s from this crowd, I call it the Michele Bachmann look.
I’m pretty sure they weren’t allowed to say what it was for in regular print media of the time.
The bras I buy are actually about $10. How sad.
It’s a meme.
Not only was this not disturbing, it wasn’t even surprising. Now if there was a lot of “I masturbate to pix from the yearbook” or whatever…yeah, disturbing, but NBD here.
Like if Courtney Stodden was actually a 37 year old performance artist? Both are possible.
Seems fake. Sure, it could be real but the tone rings false to me. Maybe since there are allegedly 3 years of this back and forth shit, there might be some more authentic sounding stuff that just didn’t get posted here. The Hahahaha in the first one seems to me like it’s something a person would attribute to their idea of a homophobe. Where are the Bible verses? Is it because dear old Mom can’t spell Leviticus? Or is she one of those Nascar fan Redneck Christians who don’t bother with so much book-learnin’? If so, most of the spelling is better than expected for that type of person. You gotta spell pretty well for autocorrect to not totally fuck things up. Humiliation and destruction are in there, but the true homophobe’s favorite, “Abomination”, is curiously absent. I doubt anyone could do 2 random screenshot from a homophobe’s rants without abomination being in at least once. And at least one in 5 would have to have “Hell” or “Eternal Damnation” in there somewhere. There’s talk about being envious of everyone else’s son—but the typical shallow homophobe would probably put in a concrete example like some fey-ish kid this person grew up with and how that kid turned out “curing himself” or turning out to be straight and having 2 kids and doing so well for himself, etc. There would probably be some mentions of names of actual females this Mom would try to set him up with. She’d also do a lot of fretting about AIDS, HIV, anal sex, and any type of kink that keeps her up at night. Because homophobes spend most of their time obsessing about all the freaky deaky shit everybody else is doing in the sack. Love it how the Dad is not involved. Like most Christian men, he would be wasting all his time on porn. So maybe it is real…
They eat the “cute food” and don’t go to a food truck later.