ahhh shit… shit shit shit. you got me Ze Frank. You got me, you got me, you got me! I confused my Jack with my Ze with my Jonah… I guess I'm out. All my comments are now null and void b/c of this oversight. You'll have to continue having nothing to actually say without me.

@jackshepherd so are we now to assume that Ze Frank wasn't taking himself seriously in the NYT article you quoted? you guys were serious about thinking this response from him represented something big, and now you're trying to back peddle your way out of it in the comments.

BuzzFeed is getting played… Come on, “BuzzFeed” is NOT a “huge fan.” Not even a real human fan. Ashton knows what you really are… a media outlet. He also knows that if he left a message like this you would play it for all your readers (mainly so you could say “Ashton called us! He CALLED US!!!”) which would result in free PR for him.  Play the message of him calling some 14 yr old kid saying how much he cares and may I pay attention… but still won't care.
Really, I expected more from you guys. A little to Star F*cker-ish for me. Thx.