22 Reasons Ron Swanson Should Be Our Next President

Besides the whole hatred of government thing, of course. Swanson 2016!

1. He has a winning and trustworthy smile.

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Who wouldn’t vote for that face?

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2. He’s well-educated.

His speeches would be hella entertaining.

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3. He wouldn’t let his emotions get in the way.

Every issue would be scrutinized with an unbiased and inherently manly gaze.

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4. He’s got pizzazz.

NEVER underestimate pizzazz.

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5. He’s clever.

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He’d be able to solve any problem in a stern and straightforward way.

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6. He gets straight to the point.

Don’t try to BS this Chief of State.

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7. The man knows how to pose.

His official portraits would be legendary.

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8. He’d protect your constitutional rights.

The right to bear arms? Hell yes. I’m President Ron Fucking Swanson.

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9. He’s relatable.

I like ice cream cones too! OMG!

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10. He knows how to deal with people.

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You can bet there would be no uppity shit during his time in office.

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11. He knows what he wants.

He would know exactly how to help the country and, by god, he would get it done.

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12. He’d have THE most entertaining sometimes-First Lady, bar none.

Tammy Swanson, bitches.

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13. He is manly as hell.


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14. He’s a family man.

Everyone loves a family man.

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15. His life policies are spot-on.

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He’d get this country in tiptop shape before you could say “BACON.”

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16. His mustache rivals that of William Howard Taft, another American president.

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That, my compatriots, is a mustache of pure, unadulterated freedom.

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17. He stands by his decisions.

You will never catch Ron Ulysses Swanson being wishy-washy.

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18. He loves America.

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That’s, like, Prerequisite Numero Uno for being president.

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19. He wants to help the people.*

*Help them do nothing. What a kind-hearted, beautiful man.

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20. He’s got a good handle on economics.

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He would make sure everyone learned how to do things, and therefore never buy things.

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21. He wouldn’t let the power get to his head.

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Plus, he loves freedom too much to become a dictator.

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22. He was BORN for this job.

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Three snaps in a Z formation!

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Ronald Ulysses Swanson for President 2016

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