1. Pop culture isn’t really your thing.
2. You’re a total cat person.
4. You’re a champion, damnit.
5. You can rock any look.
6. You have a lot of questions.
7. You’re a martial arts wizard.
8. Long words are your bitch.
9. You’re one of the most sensitive people out there.
11. You aren’t even remotely creepy.
12. You’re authoritative as hell.
13. You’re a total comedian.
14. But you’re also totally serious.
15. You’re a master of seduction.
But Mose is the master baiter.
16. You can be misanthropic.
17. You definitely don’t have time for the youths’ malarkey.
18. You were born to be Belsnickel.
Impish or admirable?
19. Your wig collection is enviable.
20. You refuse to be some fool’s “Valentine.”
21. And, most importantly, you are NOT an idiot.
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