1. The Grope
Bonus points for the Santa hat/beard.
2. The Bodyguard
Alternate title: “The Secret Service.”
3. The Sippy-Sippy
Bonus points for the fact that five of them are rocking plaid.
4. The Storm Trooper
At least he knows the log won’t hit anything (BAD JOKE).
7. The Who Gives A Flying Fuck?
Answer: No one. Not a single person gives a flying fuck.
11. The Prom Proposal
Bonus points for the Gene Simmons tongue.
13. The Nap
Alternate title: The People In The Back Weren’t In On The Joke
14. The Selfie
15. The “There’s A Lot Going On Here”
Is that a muppet?
16. The Fine Diners
How even did they take all this stuff on the ride?