17 Terrible Puns To Brighten Your Day


1. I used to go fishing with Skrillex but he kept dropping the bass.

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2. It’s not that the man couldn’t juggle, it’s just that he didn’t have the balls to do it.

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3. The person who invented the door knocker won the No-Bell Prize.

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4. When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.

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5. The store keeps calling me to come back, but all I wanted was one night-stand.

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6. I couldn’t figure out how to fasten my seat-belt. Then it clicked.

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7. I’m going to make Wi-Fi my Valentine: we have such a connection!

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8. I couldn’t remember how to throw a boomerang, but it came back to me.

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9. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He’s lucky it was a soft drink.

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10. The girl said she knew me from the vegetarian restaurant, but I’d never met herbivore.

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11. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

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12. A scare crow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field.

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13. My grade in Marine Biology is below C-level.

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14. Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

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15. The witch’s book was useless; she hadn’t run a spell check!

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16. England doesn’t have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

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17. A vulture tried to board a plane with two dead racoons, but the flight attendent said, “Sorry, sir- only one carrion allowed!”

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