Serve better food. Problem solved.
Serve better food. Problem solved.
If you’re too cheap to tip, you shouldn’t eat out.
The people who claim they’re the most patriotic are the most ignorant of how to actually treat the flag. The Flag Code also prohibits anyone from displaying a dirty or torn flag, but rednecks love to hang them on their cars and let the wind tear them to shreds.
How is walking around naked “helping” anything?
Something very similar happened to me when I was 11 too. An old man in a bookstore waited until we were alone in an aisle and started masturbating and showing me porn. I left and ran into my mom, who had been at another store. I was in some shock and it took me about 15 minutes to tell her what happened, but she knew something was wrong and kept asking me until I told her. We went to the police station in the mall and they walked around with me, hoping to find him, but we didn’t see him. It took me a year or two to be comfortable being alone in a store. Even now, almost 20 years later, I’m pretty vigilant about who’s around me when I’m out. If I encounter a man alone, I will go out of my way to avoid him, especially if he’s older. And I wonder what became of that old bastard. I wonder how many kids he did that to before me, how many after, and how many weren’t as lucky as I was. I expect he’s dead now, and I hope he rots in hell.
Why are you giving this waste of breath yet another forum to spew his disgusting propaganda?
You know what would be a lot more helpful? Donating to the Red Cross.
I think he honestly thinks Aasif Mandvi is black.
You do know that shows change a lot between previews and opening, right?
You’re free to leave at any time.
Uh, did you not read the article?
You’re a terrible person.
A lot of horror movies lose their punch when you’re not seeing them in a theatre full of scared people. I saw Signs on opening night, in a packed theatre, and I was absolutely terrified. I watched it on DVD a few months later and thought “why the hell was I ever scared by this?”
Who let you out of the asylum?
Because rainbows automatically mean homosexuality, right?
See, this is why nobody likes you.
You are not. He is delicious.
Yes. It does.
It contained copper. So she couldn’t risk ingesting it by mistake.
Because compassion and believing in basic civil rights could only be the result of brainwashing, right?
I don’t think you understand sarcasm, def2.
Because they’re stupid.
Corgis can NEVER smile too much.
Don’t EVER ask that question.
It just wasn’t that good. I thought it was very hit-and-miss.
Seriously. That’s a screamer waiting to happen.
Guess what? I get to wear whatever the fuck I want, and that does not give you or anybody else the right to touch me or harass me. If you don’t like it, that’s just too fucking bad.
And I bet you wonder why you’re still single.
Excuse me? You don’t speak for me. I always tip well. Someone has to go out of their way to give me a bad experience for me to leave a bad tip. You, sir, can fuck right off.
THIS. Why is Buzzfeed suddenly leaning so far to the right?
I feel sorry for you for not having a sense of humor.
Oh snap, guys, KStew’s here and posting under a dummy account.
TOTALLY had #90. Ah, first grade…
If they’re that paranoid about the gubmit, they can stay out there in the woods and make their own society. They can live in their tents in the woods, with no access to clean water, emergency services, safe roads, or any of the other myriad government services they happily use and take for granted.
…maybe you should go back on your meds.
Nobody was lobbying for yours either, That0nGuy.
When we went to Disney World when I was 8, I dragged my parents to the Haunted Mansion because it looked so awesome on the ride preview channel at the hotel. When they revealed the hanging corpse in the attic, I realized I had made a terrible mistake.
If you’ve read Tina Fey’s book, this is even more awesome.