She got lots of toys for Christmas, and spent most of the day playing in the paper.
Wiley does not like the Cone of Shame.
Wiley is my li’l corgi buddy, and possibly the happiest dog on earth. He likes pillows. The more, the better. He will rearrange them until he has them exactly how he likes them, and then he will sleep in the most adorable way imaginable.
Yet another actor has suffered an injury during a performance of Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark. This one happened after Spidey’s safety cable apparently broke, sending the actor tumbling 30 feet.
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Thanks to a local fisherman’s kindness, Murtle the turtle is back home, fishing hook-free and happy. Kinda brings a tear to your eye.
Meet Nick Madson, the new Dane Cook. He was caught stealing bits from famous (and much better) comedians, including a verbatim ripoff of Patton Oswalt’s Famous Bowls bit. Follow the link to read Patton’s blistering response to this tool. Patton fans unite! Join the Facebook group, Nick Madson Is A Failure Pile In A Sadness Bowl: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/group.php?gid=122636127748013
Oh, how noble. I suppose in Leno’s world he’s bandleader Wallace Hartley, heroically leading the final strains of “Nearer My God To Thee.”
This is a transcript of Leno’s monologue from tonight, January 18. It’s so cute how he tries to pretend he’s totally blameless…