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23 Ways Cher Ruled 2014

Slaying your faves left and right since the Paleolithic era.

1. In 2014, Cher saw an old man with a long white beard...

Just saw & Old man with a long white beard

2. ... revealed her beauty secret...

3. ... and started her own gang.

4. She told this person to read a fucking history book...

5. ... showed the world that she still has the will to accessorize...

On way 2Dentist. Pauli said“Lini Take a Pic”FK Paul😖OK👻Taking This So PPL Can C I HAVENT LOST THE WILL 2 ACCESSORIZE“

6. ... and played some Wii tennis. Imagine that.

7. In 2014, Cher finally let it be known why she types in all caps....

8. ... got in a fight with a Lana Del Rey fan...

9. ... and gave a teen some great advice.

10. She revealed that she actually invented s'mores...

11. ... never eats sushi...

12. ... and has a gay microchip.

13. In 2014, Cher defended her use of auto tune...

14. ... told us she's known Pat Benatar for literally millions of years...

15. ... and said something about big girl g-strings.

16. She also destroyed this asshole...

17. ... this asshole...

18. ... this asshole...

19. ... this asshole...

20. ... this asshole...

21. ... this asshole...

22. ... and this asshole.

23. To sum up Cher's 2014: