1. Because some dude is driving with a lizard on his chest in the car next to you:
8. Because you saw something that makes absolutely no sense at all:
10. Because a natural disaster is happening in your backyard and you REALLY need your 40 instagram friends to know about it:
11. Because you were in Wal-Mart and you saw some guy walking an alligator:
14. Because you found a chicken nugget that is shaped like a penis:
18. Because you were walking down the street and saw a pug and a baby having a moment:
19. Because you were walking down the street and saw some guy climbing an Olive Garden:
22. Because you just saw some weird lady at the mall:
This lady is walking two balloon pets.
25. Because Oprah needs a place to post pictures of herself covered in a blue silicon face mask:
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