Why "The Anna Nicole Smith Show" Was The Best Reality TV Show Ever

Bold statement, but I’m sticking by it. Miss you, Anna Nicole.

1. Gay icon.

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2. Master of disguise.

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3. Masturbation extraordinaire.

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4. Shakespearean scholar.

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7. Lover of everything frilly and pink.

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8. Conflict wizard.

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9. And hater of those who sniff belly buttons.

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10. Ladies & gentleman, the late + great, fabulous & also outrageous, Anna Nicole Smith.

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11. Anna Nicole taught us that food comes first.

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12. The proper pronunciation of cabana.

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14. Ask for help when you need it.

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15. News?

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17. And MASTURBATE. Always masturbate.

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18. She was skeptical of the sun.

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19. (Which is valid.)

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20. She said that instead of working out you should paint.

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21. (Which is valid.)

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22. Penises ARE funny. You know, dick.

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23. Tattoos hurt.

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24. And posing IS fun.

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25. Like a true legend, go to a tattoo parlor and force your assistant to get a tattoo of your face.

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26. Love your paparazzi.

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27. And also love your family.

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28. Her talented + influential cousin, Cousin Shelley, fit right in.

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30. Anna also taught us to be open.

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31. She didn’t take any bullshit from Howard.

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32. No matter what, get paid.

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33. And even more importantly, avoid crawling through chairs because you’ll probably get stuck.

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34. Anna Nicole showed us its okay to suck on a pile of jello jigglies.

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35. It’s okay to fake an orgasm.

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36. And its okay to know nothing…

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37. … about nothing.

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38. But seriously, in all honesty, Anna Nicole was genuine.

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39. She was legitimately hilarious.

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40. Like, really funny.

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41. She knew why dogs were better than men.

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42. And was also a modern day feminist.

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To wrap things up…

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45. Miss you, Anna Nicole. You were the best.

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