9. And hater of those who sniff belly buttons.
10. Ladies & gentleman, the late + great, fabulous & also outrageous, Anna Nicole Smith.
11. Anna Nicole taught us that food comes first.
20. She said that instead of working out you should paint.
23. Tattoos hurt.
25. Like a true legend, go to a tattoo parlor and force your assistant to get a tattoo of your face.
27. And also love your family.
28. Her talented + influential cousin, Cousin Shelley, fit right in.
31. She didn’t take any bullshit from Howard.
33. And even more importantly, avoid crawling through chairs because you’ll probably get stuck.
34. Anna Nicole showed us its okay to suck on a pile of jello jigglies.
38. But seriously, in all honesty, Anna Nicole was genuine.
To wrap things up…
45. Miss you, Anna Nicole. You were the best.