Why June Squibb Is The One Real, True Queen


1. Hi, haters.

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2. It’s me. The HBIC. Your queen.

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*Tips hat*


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5. You may know me from that time I told you to go fuck yourself.

6. That time when I, with elegance + grace, said I wasn’t fiddlin’ with no cow titties.

7. That time I called Rose a slut.

8. Or that time I flashed my vagina @ a gravestone.

9. “See what you could’ve had, Keith, if you hadn’t talked about weed all the time.”


11. Anyway, June Squibb is the underrated QUEEN of this year’s award season.

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12. Boys literally hang off of her.

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13. *Still hanging*

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14. Her fashion game has been pretty high.

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15. Consistently slaying her younger famous fans.

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16. In this photo, a fan is greeting her.

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June is always so good with her fans.

17. Zebra print don’t care.

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18. A casual purple cloak.

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19. That time she got a call on her flip phone about her Oscar nomination.

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20. That time John Waters tried to show her up and she shut him down.

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21. Or that time her eyes penetrated your soul.

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22. Basically, to wrap this up, June is fucking awesome and at 84 she deserves every bit of the attention she’s been getting lately.

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23. *Gives a smug look*

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24. *Peaces out*

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