He could have just stuck with the last two sentences and sounded a lot better. I would not use a golf metaphor to try and make a natural law argument…just tell it straight up.

Let’s be fair to Donald. He just thinks the sanctity of marriage is very important. The sanctity of divorce and prenups is also very important.

BuzzFeed reallllllly needs a ‘Delusional Moron’ button.

Trying to figure this out here. So…being gay and wanting to get married is some newfangled, trendy thing that this old school cat just can’t dig?

That’s about as coherent as any other argument against gay marriage I’ve heard.

In other words, he thought, I am just going to pull a bunch of shit out of my ass and not give you a straight answer. Shocking

wtf is he EVER talking about?

This does it; I’m now completely convinced this is a ratings stunt. How funny then that the Prez’s announcement about OBL pre-empted Trump?

Trump is the new Palin.

that really backfired, sounds more like some kind of freudian gay penis-envy analogy.

I’m a traditionalist, too. Every time I go to my Native-American cousin’s house, I bring him small pox blankets. Then I kick him out and live in the house as if it were mine.

Only a guy who can’t get wood obsesses over his putz.

Aside from the fact that his analogy is completely absurd, I have to wonder if he, like most of his ilk, have ever heard of a logical fallacy called appeal to tradition. Just because something is a tradition doesn’t mean it’s right. Anti-gay bigotry has at least two things in common with slavery. They were both traditions, and they’re both evil.

I’m very confident I’ll own this mofo on the back 9 of any of his courses.

i don’t feel its morally right to take seriously anyone who uses golf metaphors.

is he saying gay dudes have longer dicks?

PENDEJO BUTTON NOW !!!

It’s official he’s lost it

Hahahahahaa What?!!