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34 White Guy Mysteries That Desperately Need To Be Solved

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Why do white boys love being called daddy!?

— BeccaThomas5 (@Becky)
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Why do white guys feel the need to wear bucket hats when they start smoking weed.

— _BenjaminHenry (@Benjamin)
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Why do white men love to under dress in cold weather ?

— LiveAndUncut (@SHOTTY)
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why do white boys love america and getting "turnt" so much???

— plantasash (@erin !)
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why do white boys love energy drinks so much

— ghoulrunnings (@sachiko)
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Why do white boys love to scream out of their car windows at pedestrians whenever possible?

— DinaMcMuffin (@Dina)
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why do white boys say 'yo' so much

— heckihatemyself (@Cassie, ∞)
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why do white boys still spike their hair up to the sky??

— jansenhunter (@✨Jansen Hunter✨)
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Why do white guys love flip flops so much?

— MR_STiXX (@Jordan A. Hayles)
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Why do white boys always complain about white girls they r just like us except smellier

— _ohmeohmaya (@Maya Lucyshyn)
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why do white boys always look sad when they take selfies

— vampirevveekend (@sanudi)
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Why do straight white boys make so many Vines near naked? My poor little gay heart can't handle it.

— aurosan (@Calvin)
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Why do white boys love salmon shorts?

— AmonGTheInsects (@Nolan)
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Why do white dudes find it necessary to wear shorts in any kind of weather

— emmy_pooo (@Emily Anne)
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Why do white dudes always call eachother by there last name...? #confused

— LightSkinnedBoy (@Derek HILL)
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why do white boys like to wear snapbacks and athletic shorts and adidas sandals with knee high socks

— kimkeybooty (@rich dad)
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Why do white guys always call their dicks weird words like 'willy' or 'cock'?

— senzubeanpie (@who)
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Why do white boys love Star Wars do much

— noah_keeling (@noah keeling)
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why do white boys love Frisbee? lol

— ItsStanDG (@Stan D'Generate)
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why do white boys love getting compasses as gifts?

— shannaveli (@god)
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Why do white guys get tribal tattoos?

— JPTheJedi (@antihistaMAYNE)
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Important question: why do white boys love spongebob so much

— maddyg223 (@maddy g)
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WHY DO WHITE BOYS SAY FUCKING-A?

— NicholasChenn (@Eze)
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why do white boys love memes so much

— helloiamPoppy (@poppy young)
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Why do white boys love burritos so much?

— Sabrina_Lopez96 (@cold hard bitch)
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Why do white boys love drawing dicks on things? *kanye shrug*

— capili_ (@manny swaguiao)
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Why do white boys have an obsession with flags?

— RangerRegan (@Regan)
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Why do white guys love plaid shirts so much? I've always wanted to know

— SpikeReed (@Sethy James)
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Why do white boys say "haha" so much smh

— KaylaWilsony (@Kayla Wilson)

34. AND LASTLY…

Why do so many white guys always whine about how others "discriminate" agst them? White men cannot be victims of discrimination rt now

— MiltShook (@Milt Shook)

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