You forgot “Convinced you no longer love them and are avoiding them.” I love my mama to death but goddamn the woman calls me like 3 times a day to see how I am and what I’m doing. AND I LIVE WITH HER SO SHE SEES ME ALL THE TIME. She’s convinced when I send her to voicemail that I hate her; she never considers that I could be, oh I dunno, working?
Just wait until you have children some day and not like this ever happened to you but they go out Christmas break, come home and fall on the floor and your father has to clean up the barf. It’s not like you’ve ever given us reason to believe you are in church and have your phone turned off. Love you much!