An awful 'gift' but at least it IS eco-friendly.

damn
i think i do want that

Dear Everyone Who Knows Me: I DO NOT WANT A CLOTHESLINE FOR CHRISTMAS.

You possibly could make her feel special with that clothesline but you'd have to take it out of the ground first.

And that offensive bush! (the one with it's naughty bits covered up with stars…)

Oh, I wonder how much the accessories are? Eh, “What Those Who Do Laundry Really Want for the Holidays” would have been better.

Matt, offensive AND expensive. =-) Over 44 Brit pounds.