you should be an adult, not dress up, and enjoy children enjoying a holiday for children.

well this makes sense.

Holy crap! It knew I was a lesbian!

OMG. I really was going as Antoine Dodson for Halloween. Mind. Blown.

But I wanted to be a SEXY Antoine Dobson. Fuckit.

Last year, because of BuzzFeed I almost ended up going as Dr. House for Halloween. IT'S NOT LUPUS!

Screw that, I'm going to be Chantal Biya.

Hey, how come the trashy Ninja Turtle costume isn't an option?