Hey, At Least Paris Hilton And Nick Carter Aren’t Dating Anymore

Cheer up, friends! Things could be worse!

1. Ladies and gentlemen, here they are, White Trash Royalty 2004…

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2. Paris Hilton and Nick Carter!

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3. The couple that for some reason always looked greasy.

4. The couple that always looked a little fried.

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5. And the couple that was always under the influence of something.

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6. The couple that constantly rubbed their relationship in our faces.

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7. Whether we liked it…

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8. … or not.

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9. HINT: WE NEVER LIKED IT.

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10. NOT ONE BIT.

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11. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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12. So, whenever you’re feeling down.

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13. Stop and think…

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14. “Hey, at least I’ll never have to see Paris Hilton and Nick Carter making out ever again.”

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15. And if there’s one thing we can learn from this it’s that: the couple that frosts their hair together…

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16. … does not stay together.

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17. Amen.

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