1. Ladies and gentlemen, here they are, White Trash Royalty 2004…
2. Paris Hilton and Nick Carter!
3. The couple that for some reason always looked greasy.
4. The couple that always looked a little fried.
5. And the couple that was always under the influence of something.
6. The couple that constantly rubbed their relationship in our faces.
7. Whether we liked it…
8. … or not.
9. HINT: WE NEVER LIKED IT.
10. NOT ONE BIT.
12. So, whenever you’re feeling down.
13. Stop and think…
14. “Hey, at least I’ll never have to see Paris Hilton and Nick Carter making out ever again.”
15. And if there’s one thing we can learn from this it’s that: the couple that frosts their hair together…
16. … does not stay together.
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