1. So, I’m just sitting here minding my own business, you know bopping around the ~internet~ and listening to hot jams. Chair dancing. Then my friend sends me this mega hot jam called “Adrenalina” by Wisin featuring Jennifer Lopez and Ricky Martin.
2. I watch it, as you should too…
3. … and I think to myself and then say out loud, “HOLY FUCKING SHIT. RICKY MARTIN IS STILL FINE AS HELL.”
4. Like damn.
Full disclosure: I too, was like, “WHAT THE FUCK IS HE WEARING, THO?”
7. Over and over.
8. And then I screamed when that happened.
And then I was extremely jealous.
10. SO ANYWAY, that got me intrigued. I was curious. Some may say, “thirsty.”
11. I did some basic Google searches and came up with some great photographic evidence that supports the fact that Ricky Martin is still, in fact, hot as fuck.
12. Like this one:
13. And this one:
14. And this one:
15. I’m also a sucker for one of those hot hipster haircuts, so my bias could be clouded.
16. Still, that bow tie.
17. THEN, like any normal person, I went to Instagram-stalk him.
19. As anyone who stalks a guy on Instagram, I was extremely delighted to find a plethora of shirtless photos.
25. So, what did we learn today?
- The main suspect in last month's bombing of Bangkok's Erawan shrine has been arrested, Thailand's prime minister says. ›
- Hundreds of people have arrived by train to Austria from Hungary on Monday, as European Union asylum rules collapsed under the escalating migration crisis. ›
- A video released on Monday shows two Texas deputies fatally shooting a man with his hands up. A witness sold the footage to a local TV station for $100. ›