1. So, I’m just sitting here minding my own business, you know bopping around the ~internet~ and listening to hot jams. Chair dancing. Then my friend sends me this mega hot jam called “Adrenalina” by Wisin featuring Jennifer Lopez and Ricky Martin.
2. I watch it, as you should too…
3. … and I think to myself and then say out loud, “HOLY FUCKING SHIT. RICKY MARTIN IS STILL FINE AS HELL.”
4. Like damn.
Full disclosure: I too, was like, “WHAT THE FUCK IS HE WEARING, THO?”
5. But then I was like, “Yes. Armpits. Get it.”
7. Over and over.
8. And then I screamed when that happened.
And then I was extremely jealous.
9. This mom sums up my emotions in that moment:
10. SO ANYWAY, that got me intrigued. I was curious. Some may say, “thirsty.”
11. I did some basic Google searches and came up with some great photographic evidence that supports the fact that Ricky Martin is still, in fact, hot as fuck.
12. Like this one:
13. And this one:
14. And this one:
15. I’m also a sucker for one of those hot hipster haircuts, so my bias could be clouded.
16. Still, that bow tie.
17. THEN, like any normal person, I went to Instagram-stalk him.
19. As anyone who stalks a guy on Instagram, I was extremely delighted to find a plethora of shirtless photos.
22. That casual “OH EM GEE MY HAIR IS SO MESSAY” look.
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