1. So, I’m just sitting here minding my own business, you know bopping around the ~internet~ and listening to hot jams. Chair dancing. Then my friend sends me this mega hot jam called “Adrenalina” by Wisin featuring Jennifer Lopez and Ricky Martin.
2. I watch it, as you should too…
3. … and I think to myself and then say out loud, “HOLY FUCKING SHIT. RICKY MARTIN IS STILL FINE AS HELL.”
4. Like damn.
Full disclosure: I too, was like, “WHAT THE FUCK IS HE WEARING, THO?”
7. Over and over.
8. And then I screamed when that happened.
And then I was extremely jealous.