16 Very Important Questions For Eva Mendes

We want answers.

1. Do you get pleasure from other people’s pain?

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2. No really, does it get you off?!

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3. Is it intentional? You know what you’re doing, right?

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I’ll help you out if you don’t already know…

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You’re fucking RUINING OUR LIVES.

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4. Does George even like you?

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5. Seriously, what the fuck is up with the skull?!

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6. Do you really consider Ryan to be an accessory?

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7. Must you insist on rubbing salt in my raw wounds?

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8. POUR BLEACH IN MY EYES?!

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HA HA NO. THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

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9. Do you think we don’t get it? That we don’t see what you’re doing? Your plan?

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WE GET IT. YOU AND RYAN WORK TOGETHER. WHOOP-DEE FUCKING DOO!

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10. Do you know what it feels like to have a million knives stabbed simultaneously into your beating heart?

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11. Can you imagine what the feels like, Eva? Imagine it. Because that’s how we feel. That’s what you’re doing.

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IT’S LIKE BEING PUNCHED IN THE FACE WITH A FISTFUL OF NEEDLES. IT HURTS. IT REALLY FUCKING HURTS.

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12. New Year’s Eve Lovebirds?

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13. Thai Twosome?

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14. Romantic strolls through a cemetery in Paris?

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15. NIAGARA FUCKING FALLS??!?!?!?!?!?!

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ENOUGH.

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STOP THE BLEEDING.

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*BARFS*

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*THROWS A TANTRUM*

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16. HAVEN’T YOU HEARD OF SHARING?

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