The 34 Types Of Drunk Uncles

Everyone has one.

1. The drunk uncle that NEVER SHUTS UP:

2. The drunk uncle that won’t stop messing with the dog:

3. The drunk uncle who trips over the dog:

4. The drunk uncle that likes to show his belly

5. The emo drunk uncle:

6. The drunk uncle that wants you to think he’s cool, so he talks about “relevant” pop culture news:

7. The drunk uncle who says “dude”:

8. The drunk uncle who pisses his pants:

9. The drunk uncle that thinks he knows everything about politics:

10. The creepy drunk uncle:

11. The insanely creepy drunk uncle:

12. The drunk uncle that pukes all over your stuff:

13. The drunk uncle who pukes all over the turkey:

14. The drunk uncle who pukes all over the dog:

15. The drunk uncle who ends up on the floor:

16. The drunk uncle that ends up sleeping in your room:

17. The drunk uncle that ends up sleeping in your bed:

18. The “tough” drunk uncle:

19. The drunk uncle who likes to show you how “athletic” he is:

20. The drunk uncle who likes to brag about how drunk he is:

21. The drunk uncle who always breaks shit:

22. The drunk uncle who always spill shit:

23. The drunk uncle that breaks shit and then blames it on the pets:

24. The drunk uncle that gets you drunk:

25. The drunk uncle that likes to sing:

26. The drunk uncle that likes to dance:

27. The drunk uncle that somehow ends up naked:

28. The drunk uncle who is so drunk he doesn’t even realize it’s Thanksgiving:

29. The drunk uncle that gets so drunk he doesn’t know what he’s eating:

30. The drunk uncle who tries to stick his dick in the turkey:

31. The drunk uncle who isn’t the drunk uncle anymore:

32. The generous drunk uncle:

33. The drunk uncle that tries to give you advice:

34. And last, but not least, the most common drunk uncle, the drunk uncle who passes out on the couch:

See you at Christmas!