This is my favorite indie rock band name…

I'm hearting this for the irony that an organization dedicated to the prevention of cruelty to animals decided to put pink casts on two of their patients. When these turtles go back to school, let's just see how much cruelty that prevents in the schoolyard.

I'm hearting this for the writeup, Matt. I don't really care that much about turtles.

I know what happened to them (dogs), they escaped from Michael Vicks' new home detention mansion! Too soon for that?

Jeeze, you scared me for a second.