1. July 17, 2013: A day that will not soon be forgotten.
2. There was a slight sheen to his face. It was hot in New York. Really hot. He was there.
3. Ryan Fucking Gosling.
4. That night he walked the red carpet for our sins.
5. One by one he blessed.
6. You are forgiven.
7. You are forgiven.
8. His hair was swept.
9. He stood in line, a man among mere mortals.
10. He acknowledged their presences.
11. Her joy could not be contained.
12. Then he cured a man of blindness.
13. “I CAN SEE, I CAN SEE,” the blind man said. “I AM CURED.”
14. The crowd let out a gasp as he pursed his lips.
15. His forehead wrinkled. Angels wept.
16. He stared. More angel weeping.
17. He laughed. His work there was done. Gos Bless.