You start seing signs for THE THING? in New Mexico, 130 miles away.
106 miles...
YER JUST ONE HOUR AWAY
And another sign:
Pecans, Walnuts, AND Wine
AHEAD. You're almost there!
THE EXIT. YOU'RE SO CLOSE:
THE THING?
And here's some of the neat stuff they sell there:
1. An elongated Indian chief:
2. A non-descript rock:
3. A broken pot fountain:
4. This baby doll with its tongue out:
5. A fake cat:
6. Old people made of iron doing things:
7. White trash cavewoman:
8. **~~Glamor~~**
9. These cats with oddly shaped torsos and pipe cleaner tails:
10. And some more dolls that will probably kill you in your sleep:
Oh yeah, go here if you want to see what THE THING? is.