I know he’s wording it in a “lookit me I’m a rockstar!” shocking and naughty fashion… but it seems to me, he has a legit question. (Words I never thought I’d use in conjunction with “Tommy Lee”, I know. I’m shocked, as well.)

TL;DR semen?

micheal vick, the cat in the trashcan lady, and the girl with the puppies in the river are history’s greatest monsters because only dogs and cats count. other animals are incapable of pain and suffering. what is wrong with tommy lee? doesnt he know this?

Further proof that syphilis affects brain function.

After reading this, and “The Dirt” (easily the most entertaining rock band bio ever written), I’ve come to the conclusion that Tommy Lee is one of the dumbest people on Earth. And while some of his early drum work was really quite inventive, I’m still baffled at how a brainless twit like this guy managed to become wealthy.

the most disturbing part of this is the font. I’m okay with the killer whale masturbation but papyrus just took it too far.

At least he seems genuinely concerned?

When is an orca not an orca? When it’s a sperm whale.

Cause another tragic death? If anything the whale’s gonna mellow out and watch Sportscenter.

That’s an overstated autograph as far as I’m concerned.

How many members of PETA does it take to change a lightbulb? None. PETA can’t change anything.

I cannot get over the irony of the whale’s name- “Til-i-kum”??? hahahahaha!

Wonder if he got a reply?

I can’t read this. It’s in Papyrus.