Nothing is lower than Phish poop.

Pee and poop stories/gags/jokes will always be #1 in my book!

Nobody appreciates performance art anymore. The man was giving the East Troy resident a real gift, and for free I might add. Don't stray from the coasts, people - they simply aren't cultured.

If someone told him what the glass thing is he might feel better that the jackass is without his happy conduit.

This is so lame! Even lamer, the fact that most of you commenting treat it like it's not a big deal! Hope somebody poops in your van!

I think it was BuzzFeed's own Brian Ries, though how he got to Wisconsin is beyond me.

“PHISH PEOPLE, WHO MY NEIGHBOR SAYS ARE MOSTLY FROM ILLINOIS OR EAST COAST” just kills me. Also the “GLASS THING.”