Jesus Christ Kid Is The Vine Star We Need And Deserve

I am Jesus Christ Kid. You are Jesus Christ Kid. We are all Jesus Christ Kid. Amen.

Introducing Jesus Christ Kid, our Lord and Savior of Vine. He died so we could Vine.

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He didn't actually die. It's just a figure of speech!

Anyway, let's watch some Vines!

1. When this girl put a condom through her nose and it came out of her mouth.

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2. When this teacher went on HAM on an iPhone.

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3. When these young men destroyed this man's computer, head, and life.

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4. When this woman fell off a swing.

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5. When shit got really real real fast.

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6. When this fat cat made it through the little door.

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7. When this substitute teacher finally snapped.

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8. And when this kid scared a fart out of this girl.

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Jesus Christ.