that looks like a fist to me…

No wonder she's not divorcing him!

how is this nsfw? i see no flesh - i see no jizz
totally safe

You can tell right away that's Anthony Weiner's penis because it leans way too far to the left.

Now… I think this penis is the absolute win of all time. His name is Weiner. Just think of all the possibilities if his last name had been another one… like Dung, or Dick, or LaPuta… etc.

Weiner stuffs it.

how come no one non-famous doesn't “accidentally” tweet a picture of them naked

Tito vs Weiner, Loser gets crotch punched. Make it happen UFC.

If I had that in my pants you bet your sweet ass id have it set as every avatar.

That's not the outline of a penis. That's a small child smuggled in a man's boxer briefs.

I anyone else weirded out by the glans outline?

And HIS name IS weiner!!! Ba ha ha!!

Either he's turning it to the side or he's got a serious bend in his cock

Yeah he's BIG, that's got to be like, what?, 4 inches.

I'm impressed!

As a wise man once said: “If you're sending pictures of your penis as bait for young women to follow you on Twitter, you've got to go,”