2.
Destiny's Child styled by Tina Knowles looking like a straight-up candy cane mess.
3.
Whoever these people are claiming to be Destiny's Child.
6.
Ashlee Simpson's old nose and Lindsay Lohan's old self.
7.
Christina Aguilera with four solid skid marks in her hair.
8.
Christina Aguilera, missing chunks out of her red leather pants, screaming behind Fred Durst. Also people screaming for Fred Durst in general.
9.
Christina Aguilera standing next to ethereal legend and actual God, Britney Spears.
11.
Nick and Jessica Simpson happily together not fighting about stupid shit like Tuna.
12.
The iconic nature and next-levelness of the Lady Marmalade collaboration.
13.
Creed with an award they won.
14.
Fred Durst with an award he won.
15.
Sisqo holding up a thong with his name on it whilst wearing purple-tinted sunglasses.
16.
All 20 members of the Baja Men on a red carpet wearing outfits made out of various forms of denim.
17.
Lance Bass kind of kissing a woman.
18.
Anyone at all wearing furry baggy neon jackets.
19.
A person with a Band-Aid on their cheek when they don't actually have a wound on their cheek.
20.
The Rock wearing gold lamé and snakeskin boots.
22.
Fat Joe and Big Pun together as one.
23.
Celine Dion in a pond on a golf course hugging a muddy LPGA player.
24.
A silver-headed Sisqo talking to a cornrow-headed Justin Timberlake while Chris Kirkpatrick smiles with a pink bucket hat in the background.
25.
Justin Timberlake wearing clothes that were formerly a thick, ugly carpet.
26.
Justin Timberlake dressed as a weird marionette clown.
27.
Lindsay Lohan wearing those sunglasses with those bangs and those flared, ripped jeans.
28.
Brad Pitt wearing a blue leather jacket and beige sunglasses next to Jennifer Aniston.
29.
JC Chasez being applauded by Toni Braxton for being covered in yellow glue.
30.
Mandy Moore, Pink, and Sisqo just hanging out on the beach together.
31.
Ryan Gosling with swoopy blonde hair and lifted eyebrows in front of a purple background.
32.
Mary Kate & Ashley having actual facial expressions.
33.
David Bowie typing with one hand, staring longingly into a desktop computer monitor that appears to be off.
34.
Ginger Spice also on a desktop computer.
35.
Enrique Iglesias' mole.
36.
Sisqo and Samuel L. Jackson in remotely the same vicinity as each other.
37.
Tom Green and Drew Barrymore as a couple. Also anyone intentionally showing off their thong straps out of their pants.
38.
Kid Rock and Shakira being interviewed together by Carson Daly on TRL.
39.
Hilary Duff and Aaron Carter touching.
40.
Anyone wearing a visor upside-down and a shirt backwards.
41.
Eve or anyone else wearing this.
42.
The most iconic couple of all time being iconic together.
43.
There can be no peace without them.
