23 Things You Do At Cabela’s

Cabela’s, otherwise known as the High Temple of Taxidermy, is a GIANT 250,000 square feet camping store 2 hours away from New York City. It’s basically the Walmart of camping equipment with A TON of dead animals. I’ve never been anywhere quite like it.

1. The first thing you have to do at Cabela’s is admire the giant statue of a Native American rowing a settler.

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Wow, what a work of art.

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2. Then you check in your gun.

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3. Next you’re greeted by a giant mountain of dead animals.

A waterfall runs through it.

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4. Then find the bird with a wig.

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5. Check out some antelopes being eaten by a lion.

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6. Look at inner tubes.

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7. See the moose that was just killed by 2 bears.

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8. More dead animals.

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9. Look at people looking at more dead animals.

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10. Polar bears (dead).

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11. Check out the other side of the mountain of dead animals which is basically a whole other mountain of dead animals.

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12. Cold dead animals.

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13. Think about buying candy. Look at more dead animals.

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14. Check out the latest in camo couture.

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15. Look at an entire room devoted to dead deer.

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16. Find one of those crazy camo suits you only see on TV.

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17. Truly admire it.

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18. Think about buying it.

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19. Decide you’ll never wear it. Regret buying it later.

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20. Try on more clothes.

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21. Look at the antelope being eaten by two crocodiles.

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22. Some more dead animals.

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23. Okay Bye!

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FYI, we’re on a road trip to Bonnaroo. See all the stuff we’ve stopped at a long the way here!

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