1.
Nutella should be eaten, never worn.
2.
EVERYONE looks like an idiot when they take pictures with iPads.
3.
Even Spike Lee looks like an idiot when he takes a picture with his iPad.
5.
There is nothing more frighteningly funny than a basset hound running.
6.
Ducks are just dogs wearing masks.
7.
Ducks should always keep their masks on.
9.
This carrot does not look like a "Kevin."
10.
(Most) children should not be put on leashes.
11.
Mayonnaise should NEVER be eaten out of a jar.
14.
Beanie Babies are one of the biggest scams of the 21st century.
16.
Tiny hats are always funny.
17.
This is the luckiest person in the world.
18.
Everything is better with googly eyes.
19.
This is an incredibly unfortunate name.
20.
The spaghetti always wins.
22.
Some people should not be allowed on Facebook.
25.
Permanent marker is not a disguise.
26.
On a similar note, face tattoos are always a bad idea.
27.
An echidna is an entirely underrated baby animal.
29.
Eels always look like they just told a joke and are waiting for a reaction.
30.
NO ONE actually looks good doing duck face.
31.
"Extreme Cougar Wives" is going to be an insane television show.
32.
And free samples are the absolute best.
33.
And free samples are the absolute best.
