Muslims cannot eat pork, that’s why pork is banned. Iran is an Islamic country. They cannot drink alcohol too. And they are very conservative, so i think that’s why people cannot study political science.

That’s awful. I wish the grills were banned worldwide though.

What’s the point of living without a pet and the occasional gay lover? That’s fucked up.

I totally agree with #15 and #17

no Kenny G? That place sucks donkey balls.

Any Iranians here ? Is this true, because if it is ? Damn…

This list could have also been titled ‘America,’ which is kind of amazing. It’s pretty comprehensive.

Also, Mel Brooks (I assume)

I’m glad pork is banned. Poor pigs. They’re smarter than dogs you know.

Good Idea to Ban: Alcohol, Mullets, Jorts, The De Vinci Code, Manniquens Bad Ideas to Ban: Alcohol, Cleavage, Pony Tails… anything that makes woman nicer looking while they yell at us men.

Actually most of them just segway into each other.
Skinny Jeans + 300= gay sex
Grills+ Rap = Facial Tattoos
Spiked Hair + Protein Supplements = Drunk Idiot in brightly colored clothing that gets into a fight at the club, only to be knocked out and have the incident put on youtube.  They got the right idea, except for the extreme prejudice, sexism, and oppression.

How is this trashy? I don’t agree with it, but they are banning mullets and jorts, so in a way they are the opposite of trashy, so Iran is kinda classy

Dont seem like a bad place

behold the power of my political science degree!!!  (i.e. i make no money and read Foreign Policy at work.)

Yeah, Iran’s religious leaders suck and all, but #8? Maybe they’re more forward-thinking in certain sectors than we realized.

IRAN ES UNA VERGUENZA PARA LA HUMANIDAD.
IRAN is a shame to humankind.

Oh, I wish mullets were banned in general.

Well, Kenny G makes sense…