• On the drug bridge: "I've got the shit that killed Michael Jackson."

    On the drug bridge: “I’ve got the shit that killed Michael Jackson.”

  • Directions to someplace: "Go past Hepatitis Lake, cross Drug Bridge, and take a left toward the I...

    Directions to someplace: “Go past Hepatitis Lake, cross Drug Bridge, and take a left toward the ICP seminar.”

  • Overheard constantly: "Show me your butthole!!!"

    Overheard constantly: “Show me your butthole!!!”

  • "Ah, Ketamine for breakfast."

    “Ah, Ketamine for breakfast.”

  • "Squirt party later tonight, you coming?"

    “Squirt party later tonight, you coming?”

  • "Whoop Whoop is the medicine. That shit cures breast cancer, man."

    “Whoop Whoop is the medicine. That shit cures breast cancer, man.”

  • "Yo, someone shit in the showers. FUCK."

    “Yo, someone shit in the showers. FUCK.”

  • "This is gonna be some unforgettable shit none of us are going to remember."

    “This is gonna be some unforgettable shit none of us are going to remember.”

  • "Charlie Sheen crack rocks for sale! Big discount!"

    “Charlie Sheen crack rocks for sale! Big discount!”

  • "I'd definitely put a corn dog in my vagina for $5." One minute later: "I'LL PUT A CORN D...

    “I’d definitely put a corn dog in my vagina for $5.” One minute later: “I’LL PUT A CORN DOG IN MY VAGINA FOR 5 BUCKS. ANY TAKERS?”

  • Juggalo pick-up line: "What's up babydoll, I'll eat yo' pussy like it's the last ...

    Juggalo pick-up line: “What’s up babydoll, I’ll eat yo’ pussy like it’s the last supper!”

  • "Don't throw shit at Charlie Sheen, motherfucker! This ninja is brilliant!"

    “Don’t throw shit at Charlie Sheen, motherfucker! This ninja is brilliant!”

  • "Anyone want a shot of my breastmilk?"

    “Anyone want a shot of my breastmilk?”

  • "It's not rape if it's dead."

    “It’s not rape if it’s dead.”

  • Juggalo tripping on acid speaking to a can opener: "FUCK YOU MAN, FUCK YOU!!!"

    Juggalo tripping on acid speaking to a can opener: “FUCK YOU MAN, FUCK YOU!!!”

  • Juggalo after yelling into the Juggalo bus microphone: "I like things you can yell into. Shit&#39...

    Juggalo after yelling into the Juggalo bus microphone: “I like things you can yell into. Shit’s my favorite.”

  • "This is fucking awesome. We are in the middle of fucking nowhere watching Michael Jackson and Pr...

    “This is fucking awesome. We are in the middle of fucking nowhere watching Michael Jackson and Prince dance off. I don’t even know if Juggalos like Michael Jackson and Prince. I don’t think they do.” - Violent J

  • "I'm a Juggalo. I don't wipe my ass, I smoke that grass."

    “I’m a Juggalo. I don’t wipe my ass, I smoke that grass.”

  • At the drug bridge: "If your shit is so good, then why did Vanilla Ice's manager buy from me."

    At the drug bridge: “If your shit is so good, then why did Vanilla Ice’s manager buy from me.”