If you're over the age of 13 or 14, then you probably have no idea who Dove Cameron is. If you're a teen, then you know that she's popular as hell. She's on some Disney Channel show called The Descendants, I think.
RECENTLY, like last week, this Dove Cameron released a music video of a cover of Christina Aguilera's "Genie in a Bottle."
It's...something...
For example, the lyrics have been changed from "You gotta rub me the right way" to "You gotta ask me the right way."
And that's only the beginning.
Watch here:
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And the reaction?
Dark-sided.
The following comments were left on the Christina Aguilera "Genie in a Bottle" music video in the past week.
Dark-sided.
Ungodly.
Like, we're talking gargoyles, psychics, etc.
FIND ME A CHURCH!
It gets worse.
People have started posting comments on Christina Aguilera's original "Genie" video saying they were seeing that version for the first time.
For reference: "Genie In A Bottle" came out 17 years ago aka most of these children WEREN'T EVEN BORN YET.
*Gets forced into a nursing home*
*Fights with the staff*
*Gets gravely ill*
*Dies*
OK whatever I'll stop being bitter and accept my coming mortality. Cleanse your palate with the original.
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Have a nice day!
Correction: The Descendants is a Disney movie. It's not a TV show. The Disney show Dove Cameron is on is called Liv And Maddie. The more you know 0 : )