can you imagine giving the first guy a haircut?

so fake

I don't understand how the first guy is even alive, much less able to function…

That first guy must have nothing but his lizard brain left. No wonder he's in trouble. He's the kind you see humping turnstiles in the subway.

Holy fuckballs.

Why would you post this? Your twenties are a good time to develop some urge control over immature whims.

wwwwttttttfffffffff?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Isn't the frontal lobe key to decision making? The first dude is missing most of it, the cops need to give him a break.

….wut