are you people fucking serious with the fucking pecker comments? do you know how actual penises work? do you watch so much porn and twit pics of people with semi-engorged cocks, that you think a dick must look like a swinging elephant trunk at every moment? retards…

I mount my platypus.

this made me audibly gasp

That is a big ass…and there appears to be a gluteus maximus that looks nicely formed as well.

tiny penis? unfortunate…
tall black socks? unforgivable…

I vomited a little in my mouth. He makes me miss Carrot Top. And I hate you for that.

Nice big thighs. Tiny junk.
(And what the hell is he doing?)

…is he clicking his heels?

Thanks for making my eyeballs bleed.

Where does he keep the rest of his penis?

he's fug has hell

I'm sorry I just had to reiterate: Damn! Hot damn. Hope those rumors about him are true. Fuuuck :/

He has the legs and butt of a hunky 40 year old man, don't get me wrong it turns me on more than spindly chicken legs, but still, it kind of shatters the illusion that he is anything but a creepy old guy pretending to be 20.

…why is he prancing around without pants?

Damn.

what the heck is he doing????

he's got a small pecker