From Anal To Zesty: The Official Juggalo Alphabet

We asked Juggalos at the Gathering to make their own alphabet and here's what they came up with. Learn something today!

A

A substance used to bleach the anus.

or...

A sexual act involving penetration of the butt hole.

B

Either of the two soft, protruding organs on the upper front of a woman's body that secrete milk after pregnancy. See T.

C

The act of giving oral sex to a woman.

D

A bridge where you can buy every kind of drug you can possibly imagine at the Gathering of the Juggalos.

E

Because Juggalos accept all.

F

Everyone who considers themselves a Juggalo is considered part of the "family."

G

Another word for wedgie.

H

Lake Hepatitis is the pond behind this guy. You can swim it, but it isn't really recommended.

or...

A performer on the Psychopathic record label.

I

A person who is crazy.

J

A female Juggalo.

K

"Juggalo killers" are what the FBI refers to Juggalos as.

L

The Gathering is all about it.

M

The Insane Clown Posse religion.

N

What Juggalos call each other. Juggalettes are "ninjettes."

O

A class of drugs that resembles morphine.

P

Excrement.

or...

Juggalettes that make sexually explicit videos.

Q

Because every Juggalette is a queen.

R

A person who is "slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress," according to Merriam-Webster.

S

A sexually transmitted disease that Juggalos like to say people have.

T

See B.

U

A vaginal punch.

V

A word for the infection that Juggalos get that spreads their wickedness.

W

The call and greeting of the Juggalo. If a Juggalo says "whoop whoop" to you then you say it back.

X

The title of the fourth EP Insane Clown Posse released.

Y

Short for "you only live once."

and Z

A flavor of potato chips.