How often do you imagine a multibillionaire thinks to himself, “kill me, kill me now”?

I was there for that. That hippie chick on the right is from the Broadway cast of hair, and yes Snooki and The Situation absolutely fist pumped to “Let The Sunshine In” but he had a shirt on at the time.

He's probably afraid of getting fake tan smeared all over his crisp white shirt cuffs.  A dress shirt, a trashy shirt and a no shirt. Incongruous.

No words…..

oh Situation, will you ever not make me giggle?

Yikes.

This is probably a situation, but does The Situation ALWAYS show up shirtless? Like, even when meeting the mayor? Really?

Gross.