The Inspiring True Story Of Ryan Gosling And His Pets

I love his pets. We all love his pets. The world is a better place because of his pets.

Before you go any further, you need to read what Ryan told the Herald Sun:

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“Anyone can get those (pecs) if they work at it. It’s just a lot of exercising. And it’s really quite pointless, because you go to a gym and you lift a heavy thing so a muscle grows, but the only thing the muscle can actually do is to lift that heavy thing”, he joked.

“After a while they’re like pets because they don’t do anything useful. But you have to feed them and take care of them otherwise they’ll go away. I feel a bit goofy having them, to tell you the truth.”

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5. Once upon a time, long long ago, like in 2002, when Ryan wasn’t so proud of his pets.

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6. It was a dark time. He dated Sandra Bullock then.

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7. Very dark. Very very dark.

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8. But then it happened. He broke up with Sandra (thank you, God) and focused on more important things: his pets.

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9. In 2004, they were liberated.

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10. And life as they know it was forever changed.

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11. But he still wasn’t all that happy. Ryan knew he could do better for his pets.

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12. So he gave them coffee.

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13. Ample rest.

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14. Apples.

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15. And potatoes?


I think that’s a potato?

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16. And with a little fresh air…

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17. Some sun light…

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18. Recreational activities…

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19. And a confidence boost from Michelle Williams…

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20. The pets were bigger, happier, and in peak condition!

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21. Once again, they were free to do as they please!

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22. And the world was a better place.

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23. And we all lived happily ever after.

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24. : D

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25. THE END.

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Note: I am just ignoring the ‘Lars And The Real Girl’ weight gain phase because that never happened to me. Okay, bye!

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