The DOs And DON’Ts Of Grindr
Your essential guide to the gay hookup app, Grindr. There is some NSFW language in this post. You’ve been warned.
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The DOs And DON'Ts Of Grindr
Matt Stopera
4. DON’T: Speak to chocolate chip cookies.
That cookie looks like shit.
8. DON’T: Invite someone to hang out with your fag hags.
10. DON’T: Ever answer anyone who sends you a message about hawking loogies and breaking pencils.
12. DON’T: ASK THE SAME THING EVERY SINGLE TIME.
14. DON’T: Tell someone you want to fuck them on the back of the bus.
20. DON’T: Ever use Kenny Loggins in your pick up line.
22. DON’T: Believe anyone on Grindr who says they’re straight.
DON’T: Trust anyone who spells boy with an i, especially if they are a self-proclaimed “boi-rider”.
24. DO: Photoshop a kitten on your shoulder.
Because why not?
25. DON’T: Tell someone they look like a trendy hairdresser.
Kind of a weird compliment.
And here are just a bunch more DON’Ts because yeah… it’s Grindr.
26. DON’T: Just say random shit in order to get a response.
27. DON’T: EVER use the word “gravy stain” in your profile.
28. DON’T: Message someone you went to high school with.
31. DON’T: Ask someone to have their “back doors bashed in”.
32. NEVER: Ask someone if they want to go to “Poundtown”
HOT ON
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Klope62 10 months agoI don’t know why I’m so excited to see that one of my screenshots made it on here…but I am! Haha! :D really-grindr - shameless self-promotion, hay.
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Richard Parker 10 months agoThese people are disgusting, but is it any surprise? Grindr is a trashy idea for an app and embodies everything that is broken in the gay community. Disgusting.
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Andosphere 11 months agoI’ve never heard the term “hag” used before.. other than to describe an old lady..
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