The 32 Coolest Things You Can Buy At The Creation Museum

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The Creation Museum has a VERY big gift shop with everything creationism-related you could ever need.

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They have…

1. Homeschool curriculum.

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2. You can get just the science one for $299.

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3. A Jurassic Prank DVD.

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4. The dinosaur/dragon collection.

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5. A Creation Museum mousepad.

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6. Tons of dinosaur stuff.

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Remember, they have that mystery solved.

7. A Creation Museum souvenir coin album.

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8. Answers 4 teens.

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9. A biblical view on the homosexual war.

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10. A DVD about saving our children from the lie.

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11. A DVD about dinosaurs and Genesis.

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12. A book about how our Christian universities aren’t good enough.

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13. A funky candle.

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14. A book about Hitler.

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15. A book where Darwin is shh-ing.

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16. Armor of God.

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17. A DVD series with a little boy wearing a fedora.

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There are a number of these and he is always wearing that fedora.

18. Flood cards.

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19. A shirt about the creationist views of fossils.

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20. Edible rocks.

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21. A shirt about the 6th day of creation.

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22. An anime book series about dinosaurs and teens.

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23. A Gospitality tie.

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24. Animal kinds figurines.

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Creationists believe in “kinds” not “species.”

25. A cat crossing sign.

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26. A DVD about the Erosion of Christian America.

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27. A sea urchin that looks like a vagina.

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28. A crawling baby.

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29. The hottest movie on the internet.

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30. Mugs.

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Duh.

31. A DVD about the 7 lies we’re being told in America.

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32. And most importantly, tiny good luck mini babies.

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