13. You shall ALWAYS be fabulous.
You are the vision of beauty.
16. You shall tell a bitch she looks like a fucking man and should get a a facelift for her crows feet if need be.
Another commandement aimed at Pumkin.
18. You shall never be afraid to spit in the face of someone who has crossed you.
Again, this is for Pumkin.
20. You shall take the high road. All the way to hell. Bitch.
You may spit sometimes, and you might even brawl, but you will always be better than the others. You are on a different level.
22. You shall only date guys who drink a lot.
Alcohol is your life-blood. You need it to survive.
24. You shall shade with side-eye.
25. But if you can hair-flip at the same time. Do that.
29. You shall threaten to kill, but never actually do it.
Intimidation is key.
Last, but most importantly:
32. You shall not have any other “Head Bitches” besides me.
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