It really is too freaking bad that Michael Richardson is such a total douchebag. I will never be able to think of Seinfeld without hearing his ugly hate-filled rant. The fact that he was one of the best things about Seinfeld just pisses me off even more. Why'd you have to go and ruin it, Michael??

All I can think of is the N-Word.

I don't know how she does it, but Julia Louis-Dreyfuss manages to get substantially hotter and sexier every year. I wasn't that crazy about her back then, but now- now it's a “whoa mama” kind of a deal.

George got fat and Elaine got prettier.

Newman was out delivering the mail