The 40 Most Insane Things That Happened In Florida In 2012

2012 was another stellar year for Florida. Let’s take a look and remember the good times.

40. Some dude robbed a store with a pair of shorts on his head.

ID: 748292

39. Some dude adopted his girlfriend.

ID: 748426

38. Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-of-war with a tiger.

ID: 747670

37. These two guys killed their neighbor’s pet turkey.

ID: 747707

36. God told this woman to drive 100mph.

ID: 747703

35. This 52-year-old woman rode a manatee…

Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office
ID: 747464

…and was later arrested.

Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office
ID: 747465

34. The “Mystery Monkey” was caught.

ID: 747713

33. The Hulk Hogan sex tape happened.

ID: 747728

32. This giant mysterious eyeball washed up on a beach.

ID: 747740

31. A Fox News–obsessed man stabbed his wife because she didn’t like Fox News.

ID: 748006

30. This dude shit his pants.

ID: 747742

29. This dude got a DUI with a squirrel in his shirt.

ID: 747784

28. A little girl got electrocuted and died FROM PLAYING MINI GOLF.


ID: 747794

27. A restaurant thought it was okay to have an item on its menu called the “Wetback Willie.”

ID: 747820

26. These giant Gambian pouched rats infiltrated the Florida Keys.

Reuters / Via
ID: 747913

25. There was a fight over HARMONICAS.

ID: 747930

24. A woman called the cops because she didn’t know where to pee in the woods.

ID: 747947

23. Young people drank hand sanitizer.

ID: 748551

22. A man got a DUI on his lawnmower.

ID: 748101

21. A guy died from eating roaches.

ID: 748162

20. This old man allowed his grandson to get a tattoo.

ID: 748136

19. This:

ID: 747959

18. This too:

ID: 748005

17. A mother and daughter became porn moguls.

ID: 748041

16. A man got violent over garlic knots.

ID: 747989

15. A fish attacked a teacher.

ID: 748062

14. This guy was arrested:

ID: 748079

13. A goat broke a world record.

ID: 748095

12. These two got in a violent fight over taco sauce.

ID: 748221

11. A man attacked three women with a sword and a sandwich.

ID: 748099

10. A woman attacked a man with ice cream.

ID: 748133

9. This mom bit her daughter over a Rihanna CD.

ID: 748157

8. This happened:

ID: 747816

7. Also this:

ID: 747865

6. !!!!!!!!!!

ID: 747867

5. Raccoons peed on students.

ID: 748252

4. A ninja robber terrorized the state.

ID: 748090

3. This guy ate another guy’s arm.

ID: 747897

2. This guy ate another guy’s face.

Miami-Dade Police Dept. / AP
ID: 747719

1. And a woman had her butthole tattooed.

ID: 748072

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