40. Some dude robbed a store with a pair of shorts on his head.
38. Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-of-war with a tiger.
35. This 52-year-old woman rode a manatee…
…and was later arrested.
32. This giant mysterious eyeball washed up on a beach.
31. A Fox News–obsessed man stabbed his wife because she didn’t like Fox News.
29. This dude got a DUI with a squirrel in his shirt.
28. A little girl got electrocuted and died FROM PLAYING MINI GOLF.
MINI GOLF IS RUINED FOREVER.
27. A restaurant thought it was okay to have an item on its menu called the “Wetback Willie.”
26. These giant Gambian pouched rats infiltrated the Florida Keys.
24. A woman called the cops because she didn’t know where to pee in the woods.
20. This old man allowed his grandson to get a tattoo.
16. A man got violent over garlic knots.
12. These two got in a violent fight over taco sauce.
11. A man attacked three women with a sword and a sandwich.
2. This guy ate another guy’s face.
- After almost a week, Brussels lowered its terror threat level to 3, the nation's second-highest. One of the suspected Paris attackers remains at large. ›
- Russia's athletic federation has accepted its suspension after report found evidence of "widespread doping." ›
- And President Obama actually made his daughters laugh at the annual White House turkey pardon. ›