The 40 Greatest Things Ever Said By Salem The Cat

I am Salem.

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(Not actually a quote… but hilarious)

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Bonus thing not actually said by Salem but about him:

Most screenshots from Teenaged Bewitchery, which is basically the #1 Sabrina source.