3. A man with a Darth Vader mask unicycled down the street while playing bagpipes:
4. That same guy unicycled down the street in a flood dressed as Gandalf:
8. A woman took her pet parrot through the McDonald’s drive-through.
22. Some asshole broke a tree and then someone tacked this note to it:
And to finish up quickly…
28. Can’t forget about this:
30. THE END.
Vegan Free-Range Christmas Trees for all, and to all a good night!
Note: Some list items were swapped.
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