3. A man with a Darth Vader mask unicycled down the street while playing bagpipes:
4. That same guy unicycled down the street in a flood dressed as Gandalf:
8. A woman took her pet parrot through the McDonald’s drive-through.
22. Some asshole broke a tree and then someone tacked this note to it:
And to finish up quickly…
28. Can’t forget about this:
30. THE END.
Vegan Free-Range Christmas Trees for all, and to all a good night!
Note: Some list items were swapped.
- The U.S. government is investigating possible unlawful coordination by some airlines to keep prices high ✈️
- U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry will travel to Cuba later this summer for the opening of a U.S. embassy there.
- Nicholas Winton, who saved more than 650 Jewish children from the Holocaust, died at 106.
- Mozambique implemented a new criminal code that removes a colonial-era law criminalizing homosexuality.